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Paula Dean, why so mean?
diarrhea,diarrhea, diarrhea party
All your base are belong to us.
I need a loofah
christian bale

Riding a salad made of dreams
CHEESECAKE!!!!
POOP!
LEMONS!
I'm sleepy
I want to be your cat's friend
LIBBIN' YOUR BEWBS!

TRAFFIC! TRAFFIC! ITS THE TRAFFIC SONG YEEEEEAAAAA!!!
Chris Brown SUCKS!
Shoop poop da poop
Why did we brake up :c

Twerkin’ at your dad’s house ain’t too fun
GOD DAMMIT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Only you can touch my butt and my heart at the same time.
TUBA POWER!!!!!!

This milk is expired, but it still tastes good!
Moose
SUPERSONIC APPLE JUICE
Ham is the truth.
Remember to take off your pants.
gunnarolla has gigantic calves

The UK is just OK
my enchiladas are soggy :(
I LIKE FLUFFY DUCKLINGS
my toilet is sad

No YOLO without ROLO's!
NICOLAS CAAAGGGEEEE!
Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!

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Sometimes i put marinara sauce in my bathtub and pretend im a meatball.
Delectable.

Thanks Obama!!!!!!
Stop messing with my toaster settings!!

the mayor hates me
CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE PUPPIES!!
P-P-P...penis. 
STILL DONT KNOW WHERE MY BUCKET IS
THE WHALE IN MY CLOSET SAYS SUBSCRIBE!!!

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from Metal Mad Libs 3 (ft. Eddie Guillen), released July 22, 2013
All vocal performed by Eddie Guillen
All music by Rob Scallon
All lyrics submitted by viewers

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